I don’t get all this #SochiProblems stuff – MY Winter Olympiad is going swimmingly. I just received my standings from the Baby Olympic Committee (BOC) and I’d say my medal hopes are good.
Event 1: Cheerio Curling
Currently in first place. My sweepers, Roxie and Velma, have done an excellent job helping me get my missiles right on the button.
Event 2: Cross Country Crawling
Mommy keeps stopping me just when I’m about to break my records – no fair!
Event 3: Mirror Dancing
Going well, but getting some stiff competition from that handsome boy in the moose onesie.
Event 4: Couch Skeleton
Again, blocked by Mommy. The BOC really ought to do something about the lousy officiating in this house.
Event 5: Bouncer Jumping
My best hopes for an individual medal. I shall bounce bounce bounce and make Tigger proud.
Event 6: Toy Hockey
Naiiillled it. Call me PJ Oshie!
Event 7: Floor Slaloms
One unfortunate wipeout this morning but Mommy kissed it and got me back in the running. BOC complaint withdrawn…for now.
Event 8: Carseat Bobsled
I don’t like this one, but at least I look cute in my uniform, right?
Event 9: Speed Crawling
An unfortunate third place ranking. Those kitties are FAST!
Event 10: Marathon Sleeping
Disqualified. I just get so huuuuungry!
Altogether, I think I’ve got a strong program here. Mommy says she’ll give me a gold medal if I quit trying so hard at Couch Skeleton.