Listen, Mommy, we needs to talk. I’m getting all growed up now, and I think it’s time for me to move out. Thanks for teaching me everything I need to know!

I can feed myself now…

And brush my teeth…

I’m getting real good at crawling, when the cabinets don’t jump out and bite me. I even gots my own house to come home to after parties!

I can work like you…

And I even know how to turn on my fishie lamp!

So I guess that’s everything, right? Thanks for all the yummy snacks…

Except the eggs, I didn’t like those at all! I’ll be back for the stories…

But I think I’m ready to take on the world!

Just one thing before I hit the road…do you think you could be a pal and change this diaper?