Mommy says we are “eating clean” this week. I think this is a terrible idea. The best part about eating is getting real dirty!
I don’t mind all the good, fresh veggies, I even made her give me a yummy scallion to munch on – it went real nice with my peanut butter and banana sandwich!
And the eggs with tomatoes, fresh basil, and turkey bacon – deeeeeeelicious!
But how am I supposed to enjoy my food if I have to keep it clean all the time?!
I think I’m gonna go to Great Grandma’s house for the week. She understands me.
So how about it Mommy? Pack me up some yummy veggies and fruit, and I will go where they appreciate a good mess and aren’t stingy with the ice cream!
But …You’re coming with me, right?