If there is one thing I am sick to death of hearing, it’s “No no PJ! That’s not for babies!” It makes me put my mad face on rawwwwr!
My friend Michael and I had a little chat the other day and we’re real mad that all the good stuff is “not for babies.”
“TV buttons are not for babies!”
“Yucky floor lint is not for babies!”
“Throwing toys in the potty is not for babies!”
“Toasters are not for babies!”
“Riding without a car seat is not for babies!”
Well, we have had enough of this unfair treatment, and we want to declare a few things as Not For Mommies.
Bananas are not for Mommies. All mine!
Cell phones are not for Mommies. They are for kissing Nana, everyone knows that!
Privacy in the potty is not for Mommies. We can’t throw toys in there, you can’t… whatever it is you do in there. I’m not real sure about this one.
Sleeping in is not for Mommies. It’s ok if Daddy does though, we’re generous like that.
Eating dinner is not for Mommies. This plate is not your plate, this plate is my plate. Especially if there is salmon on it. Yum!
Grown up books are not for Mommies. We must insist that you read only the Sandra Boynton collection, over and over, for the rest of your lives.
Exercising is not for Mommies. What if I need a big hug, or a boo boo kissed? Do that downward facing dog stuff on your own time! (Michael disagrees with me on this one, and he does a pretty mean plank, don’t you think?)
So there, mean Mommies! I hope you learned a lesson and about telling us all the good stuff is not for babies. I’m just gonna go check out this extension cord now…