PJ’s Diary: Winter Decathlon Standings

I don’t get all this #SochiProblems stuff – MY Winter Olympiad is going swimmingly. I just received my standings from the Baby Olympic Committee (BOC) and I’d say my medal hopes are good.

Event 1: Cheerio Curling

Currently in first place. My sweepers, Roxie and Velma, have done an excellent job helping me get my missiles right on the button.

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Event 2: Cross Country Crawling

Mommy keeps stopping me just when I’m about to break my records – no fair!

Event 3: Mirror Dancing

Going well, but getting some stiff competition from that handsome boy in the moose onesie.

Event 4: Couch Skeleton

Again, blocked by Mommy. The BOC really ought to do something about the lousy officiating in this house.

Event 5: Bouncer Jumping

My best hopes for an individual medal. I shall bounce bounce bounce and make Tigger proud.

Event 6: Toy Hockey

Naiiillled it. Call me PJ Oshie!

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Event 7: Floor Slaloms

One unfortunate wipeout this morning but Mommy kissed it and got me back in the running. BOC complaint withdrawn…for now.

Event 8: Carseat Bobsled

I don’t like this one, but at least I look cute in my uniform, right?

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Event 9: Speed Crawling

An unfortunate third place ranking. Those kitties are FAST!

Event 10: Marathon Sleeping

Disqualified.  I just get so huuuuungry!

Altogether, I think I’ve got a strong program here. Mommy says she’ll give me a gold medal if I quit trying so hard at Couch Skeleton.

Hmmmmm…..naaaah!

PJ’S Diary: My First Sleepover

The other day, my mommy and daddy went out – without me, can you believe that?! So I went to have a sleepover at my Nana’s house, yay! My PopPop read me stories:

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My Uncle Caleb is home from college, and he played with me too!
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We’re the stripe twins! I even tried to steal his soda, but he caught me 😦
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I wasn’t even scared at bedtime because my friend Michael was there to keep me company.
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In the morning, my mommy came to get me and I was so happy to see her, I gave her lots of big, wet, slobbery kisses (well, after she fed me anyway). Then she took me home, and I was really happy to see my daddy too! And my bouncer!
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Bounce bounce bounce…what was I saying? Oh yeah…
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It’s good to be home again.

PJ’s Diary: Feeling Yucky

Most days, I’m a happy little guy. I jump around and dance and have lots of fun!

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But yesterday, my belly felt so icky that I cried and cried. All I wanted to do was sleep.

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My mommy felt real bad that I caught a germ from her, but I love and snuggle her anyway!

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I’m so glad I don’t ever have to get sick again! Right, Mommy? Mommy? Oh boy.

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I better take another nap.

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PJ’s Diary: Nom Nom Nom

This weekend, Mommy & Daddy gived me cereal to eat – with a SPOON!

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At first I was all “Whhhaaaaaat?”

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Then I thought “Yuuuummm!”

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Do you know how good cereal is? It’s so good I just had to lick it off my bib between bites!

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But then Mommy putted me in my high chair and I said “No way Mommy! This thing is a car seat in disguise!” (I did stop yelling to take my bites though – did I mention I love cereal?)

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And then I thought about it some more and figured anywhere I sits to gets fed is ok by me!

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Nom nom nom, is it dinnertime again soon?

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